Mom and Dad in a Sock Biker Gang

So my parents love to ride motorcycles. This picture is from around 1979. Dad has a scruff look rocking, and Mom is sporting a pig tails look. I think I just realized my parents were and maybe are cooler than me. My dad has had around 7 bikes over the years. He loves his Honda Goldwing. They ride it cross country.

"So thats how you get guys to wash there hands"

Tonight the world drinks to forget and to bring in the new year and decade. The Aughts were like a movie for me, my twenties included, getting rich, getting poor,  getting married, getting arrested 3 times, getting divorced. And now with Twenty Ten upon us, I am seriously giddy, geeked for the new year. Goals include finishing my first screenplay and selling it! Using the 20 mins of stand up i have written, live at an open mic. My friend “medium brown phil” is a bad ass drummer of a band called “citizen snips” and we were talking about the natural adrenaline that flow thru your body when your about to do your art live in front of a crowd. I’m so nervous scared happy excited to do it. I think sucking at stand up the first ten times will be good for me, cause if it was easy everyone would do it.  Phillip Ashley Vincent

Tiger Tiger Woods yall

Money Power Sex. That’s all any man wants really, and guess what? Tiger Woods is on his way to being a Billionaire. (and that’s with a “B” ) That’s Money . He has the ability to eliminate the PGA tour, all by starting his own Tiger Tour! (its in the works) Its like A-Rod starting his own Major Baseball League except in this situation every golfer will have to follow the money and Tigers tail. That’s Power. So did we really feel surprised when we heard the news? Ah what are we up to now, 12 chicks on the side? I bet there are about 20 more who kept it classy and didn’t come out. To those naive people who are shocked, please never come back to my blog, your too stupid and wont “get” about 88% of the Pimp Blog post.